My Porn is Now Tagged!

W00t! (as the kids say).

People who know me, know I have *quite* the extensive porn collection. I have images, video –anything digital. With the new operating system from Apple (10.4 aka"Tiger"), I have the ability to search my disks for meta-data –information about the file itself. A big part of this meta-data is user-definable keywords. Being an Information Architect, I've created a Pornographic taxonomy –a formalised categorisation and hierarchy, to apply to all of my pornographic data. I can now search for solos, groups, couples, bears, daddies, cocks, ass, cum, you name it. I can even come up with complex queries, such as: "Group AND Daddy AND Leather OR BDSM NOT Boy OR Rope", and return results instantly. Yes, it really is instantly.

Until recently, there was a problem. There was no way to batch (no pun intended) enter keywords, which made Tiger's search facility a bit flaccid (pun intended). You can't search, if the information isn't there. The solution has come from two places. Software giant Adobe recently released their Creative Suite 2. In it, is a wonderful image cataloguing application that allows you to manipulate images in batch. The other, is the *much* less expensive Graphic Converter, from Lemke Software. The newer versions can also add keywords in batch to images.

It is a good time to be a (horny) geek!

My Porn is Now Tagged!

W00t! (as the kids say).

People who know me, know I have *quite* the extensive porn collection. I have images, video –anything digital. With the new operating system from Apple (10.4 aka"Tiger"), I have the ability to search my disks for meta-data –information about the file itself. A big part of this meta-data is user-definable keywords. Being an Information Architect, I've created a Pornographic taxonomy –a formalised categorisation and hierarchy, to apply to all of my pornographic data. I can now search for solos, groups, couples, bears, daddies, cocks, ass, cum, you name it. I can even come up with complex queries, such as: "Group AND Daddy AND Leather OR BDSM NOT Boy OR Rope", and return results instantly. Yes, it really is instantly.

Until recently, there was a problem. There was no way to batch (no pun intended) enter keywords, which made Tiger's search facility a bit flaccid (pun intended). You can't search, if the information isn't there. The solution has come from two places. Software giant Adobe recently released their Creative Suite 2. In it, is a wonderful image cataloguing application that allows you to manipulate images in batch. The other, is the *much* less expensive Graphic Converter, from Lemke Software. The newer versions can also add keywords in batch to images.

It is a good time to be a (horny) geek!

Announcing: Weekilter!

Hey all,

That loud sucking sound isn't the US economy, it's the sound of yet another pocketbear getting sucked into LJ.

weekilter is another fellow from the Seattle area, and a good friend of vishanti.

Here's a cryptic secret: You have probably seen him before, but never knew it.

Please give him a warm welcome.

Announcing: Weekilter!

Hey all,

That loud sucking sound isn't the US economy, it's the sound of yet another pocketbear getting sucked into LJ.

weekilter is another fellow from the Seattle area, and a good friend of vishanti.

Here's a cryptic secret: You have probably seen him before, but never knew it.

Please give him a warm welcome.

Quickie: Opinion on the New Daily Show Set

Verdict: Blows Goats

There is no couch, the anchor desk is bland and grey.

Booooooorrring

Perhaps they'll realise that it makes the show look low-budget, and hopefully spruce it up a bit.

Serious step down from the old set.

Quickie: Opinion on the New Daily Show Set

Verdict: Blows Goats

There is no couch, the anchor desk is bland and grey.

Booooooorrring

Perhaps they'll realise that it makes the show look low-budget, and hopefully spruce it up a bit.

Serious step down from the old set.