Genocide

[octothorpe]

Just because it was so *very* painful:

Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! In September I gave animbear a Dutch Oven (-10 points). Last Saturday I punched ricksf in the arm (-10 points). In October I put gum in squalidbear's hair (-12 points). In July I didn't flush (-1 points). In March I committed genocide... Sorry about that, gotmoof (-5000 points). Overall, I've been naughty (-5033 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal! Sincerely, theoctothorpe

Comments

[pagerbear.livejournal.com]

Call me petty if you will, but not a single one of my friends' Dear Santa letters has contained a reference to me. **pagerpout**

[theoctothorpe.livejournal.com]

But look on the bright side... You're dead.

I killed *everyone*, apparently much to the chagrin of gotmoof. I feel I let him down.

[pagerbear.livejournal.com]

I knew I could count on you to pont out the positive side of things.

[animbear.livejournal.com]

Geeze... I had my mouth open and everything...

[theoctothorpe.livejournal.com]

Oh, the mind wobbles ;-)

[squalidbear.livejournal.com]

I thought the hair on my ass was extra matted that month...

[theoctothorpe.livejournal.com]

I had to stick it somewhere. It was the closest surface.

[squalidbear.livejournal.com]

LOL! in my dreams..

[theoctothorpe.livejournal.com]

Some dreams can be made real ;-)

[pagerbear.livejournal.com]

Do you want to risk the wrath of Officer Chuck?

[theoctothorpe.livejournal.com]

Oh, I assumed he'd be there as well ;)

Mmmm

[mh58.livejournal.com]

You would think a spanking might be in order as well.

[gotmoof.livejournal.com]

you killed the cows. You must be spanked!

[pagerbear.livejournal.com]

Thank God he wasn't burning puppies, like two Canadians I know!

;o)

[notdefined.livejournal.com]

Naughty can be nice!

OUCH!

[ricksf.livejournal.com]

Yikes! We've gotten to punching? That usually doesn't happen until I meet a person for the second time!

Re: OUCH!

[theoctothorpe.livejournal.com]

It's the good kind of pain ;-)