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It's really hot outside, so this evening, I decided to make a cool dessert. Oddly enough, my cooking style is derived from classic italian styles, just as much as it is from the US, and east asia. This is pretty classic italian.

For those that haven't done this, do so now (I'll wait).

Fresh Organic Strawberries with Mascarpone and Balsamic Reduction


Pop the tops, and slice the strawberries in half, or in quarters, depending on the size (smaller strawberries are sweeter. Organic strawberries are superior, as strawberries soak up pesticides like a sponge).

Sprinkle the smallest pinch of sugar on the stawberries and set them aside. If you think your pinch is small enough, cut it by half. Seriously. We're talking a few granules.

Put the balsamic vinegar into a saucepan on high heat, until it begins to simmer. Turn down the heat and let it reduce until it coats the back of a spoon. Let that cool in your fridge or freezer, but do not let it freeze. When cool, it should be the consistency of chocolate syrup. I'd say you're looking at a 75% reduction, minimum.

Take the mascarpone and put it in a bowl. Take a metal spoon, and mix the hell out of it. As you mix, you'll notice the consistency will change. The mascarpone will become shiny, and beautiful. This is what you're looking for. The trick is to keep it cool, as the mascarpone will heat up easily, and you don't want it to melt. There is a fine line between "shiny" and "melty". You want the former.

Take a martini glass (you're all gay, of course you have martini glasses!), and place some of the strawberries at the bottom, then add a small dollop of the mascarpone, as if it were whipped cream. Alternate, until the martini glass is full.

Then, take the balsamic reduction and drizzle it on top, as if it were chocolate sauce. The balsamic is *very* sweet. Don't over-do it.

Write about your experience.

Oh, and PS: Alton Brown has a new show out starting later this month. If you are a fan of Alton, you'll know that he's also a biker, specifically a BMW biker. His new show centres around his bike, and good food. It's called "Feasting on Asphalt", and in episode 4, you see Alton break his clavicle. Ouch!

Date: 2006-07-03 03:13 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] joebehrsandiego.livejournal.com
fine line between "shiny" and "melty"....

That can be particularly true at the Eagle or Dugout on Sunday on a holiday weekend ... hope it worked out for you! ;)

Date: 2006-07-03 03:50 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] theoctothorpe.livejournal.com
I suppose you're right.. and that's why I don't go on such days ;-)

Nothing worse than punter-central.

Date: 2006-07-03 03:29 am (UTC)
ext_173199: (Kermit Gone Wild)
From: [identity profile] furr-a-bruin.livejournal.com
Oh, Great Maker! Now there's a freakin' glassware requirement to keep my Gay Card?!

(Wanders off grumbling under his breath, wondering if he can get away with the cheap ones from Cost Plus.)

Date: 2006-07-03 03:46 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] theoctothorpe.livejournal.com
Clearly, you don't subscribe to the universal gay RSS feed.

Date: 2006-07-03 06:04 am (UTC)
ext_173199: (Bearsona)
From: [identity profile] furr-a-bruin.livejournal.com
Thank Gaia.

Date: 2006-07-03 04:06 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] danbearnyc.livejournal.com
The trick of course is to get real balsamic vinegar. Most of the stuff sold in the supermarkets is fake.

five magical words.

Date: 2006-07-03 05:43 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] theotherqpc.livejournal.com
aceto balsamico tradizionale di Modena.

emphasis on the tradizionale

Re: five magical words.

Date: 2006-07-03 05:49 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] theoctothorpe.livejournal.com
Yes, we want splinters in our vinegar.

(for those that don't know, the barrels eventually decay, and a larger barrel is created over the prior. Eventually, the vinegar dissolves the barrel, and adds to the taste)

Re: five magical words.

Date: 2006-07-03 05:53 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] theotherqpc.livejournal.com
splinters and vinegar - for when piss and vinegar just won't do!

Re: five magical words.

Date: 2006-07-03 06:03 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] theoctothorpe.livejournal.com
It makes peeing just *that* much more interesting.

Re: five magical words.

Date: 2006-07-03 06:09 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] theotherqpc.livejournal.com
...and now, [livejournal.com profile] danbearnyc can tell us all about his kidney stone.

Date: 2006-07-03 12:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] notdefined.livejournal.com
OMG! You mean they don't sell real balsamic vinegar at Safeway!! What shall I do, shall I do? -rofl-

Date: 2006-07-03 03:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] danbearnyc.livejournal.com
Sigh. California is just sooo far away from civilization.

Date: 2006-07-03 05:47 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] grandiva1968.livejournal.com
Pardon, but how does one not overdo balsamic?

Date: 2006-07-03 05:49 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] grandiva1968.livejournal.com
Oh, and the martini glasses are in storage, so the margarita set will have to do.

Date: 2006-07-03 05:50 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] theoctothorpe.livejournal.com
Margarita glasses are a good substitute.

Date: 2006-07-03 05:53 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] grandiva1968.livejournal.com
Big ol' Texas-sized margarita schooners that you could birth a baby in…

Date: 2006-07-03 06:03 am (UTC)

Date: 2006-07-03 12:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] notdefined.livejournal.com
Hey punkin' cain't ah youse uh Dixie Cup?

Date: 2006-07-03 01:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] eclipse77x.livejournal.com
Hm. I must be a bad fag. I do strawberries and cool whip.

Date: 2006-07-03 04:26 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] theoctothorpe.livejournal.com
Cool Whip?!?!? Bloody Buggery Cool Whip?!?!

You do realise there is nothing natural about Cool Whip, yes?

It's also cheaper to buy the heavy cream and whip it yourself... you'll get a much better product.

Cool Whip?!?! For shame!!

Date: 2006-07-03 04:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] eclipse77x.livejournal.com
::crawls under a rock::

I like non-dairy whipping cream, but I can never find it.
I've done heavy cream, but I like artificial evil cool whip better. It's one of those 'comfort tastes' from childhood.

Cool Whip

Date: 2006-07-03 07:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fuzzyset.livejournal.com
My biggest problem with Cool Whip is that it claims to be non-dairy, but contains sodium caseinate (made from milk.) Just another reason why being a full vegan would just too difficult for me.

How would people like it if Soylent Green had a similar marketing strategy: "Soylent Green - Complete Protein Meat Alternative! Contains sodium humanate (a human flesh derivative)"

Re: Cool Whip

Date: 2006-07-03 08:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] theoctothorpe.livejournal.com
Not to mention the hydrogenated oils and other artificial crap they put in it.

I hear you on the vegan thing. I don't consume high fructose corn syrup, and it's basically the same problem. Almost everything that is pre-made, contains HFCS.

Date: 2008-04-19 06:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] piratechan.livejournal.com
I wish I could make this, but there aren't any good strawberries right now!

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