The Vanity of an Ancient King

I'm watching a show on HGTV called something like "Property Virgins" or somesuch. They have a gay couple on, and one of them can barely fit all that muscle in his shirt. So strained is it, that you can see his nipple rings.

RAWK.

I found myself at Runt Night this evening. No, it wasn't at Nowhere, and no, it wasn't on Wednesday night.

But it was good. Very, very good.

And I am going to do it again, too!

Gentlemen, thanks for a *fantastic* afternoon and evening.